April 5, 2017 Deathmatch - "PLEASE"

Monday, March 20, 2017
8:00 PM

Congratulations on your successful survival of the Snowpocalypse!

Did you find yourself shouting to the heavens? Were you cursing the Gods for their precipitous wrath, or thanking them for a restful snow day? Either way, it’s very likely this magic word came across your lips:


It’s the word a mother demands of her child before a third helping of dessert. It’s the state an emperor needs to be in to give you the thumbs up and let you fight another battle. It can be so many things, and rather than define it too narrowly, we want you to go nuts!

As nuts as you can in under 10 minutes.

Start thinking of those ideas, and beat out the competition to lock the fourth slot in King of Crows VI down. The winner will also receive a bag of swag, the admiration of their peers, and an impassioned high five from the host.

Come home to roost. Wednesday, April 5, 2017 @ Portland Ballet Studio Theater, 517 Forest Ave, Portland, ME. Doors open at 7:30, the cock crows at 8 PM. Write, act, watch the magic, or do everything for $5. The theme is "Please," the host is "Khalil" "LeSaldo."